![jenkirkman:
“I was just having lunch sitting at the bar. I overheard this conversation between the waitress and the probably thirty-something-year-old guy next to me.
Waitress: “Would you like a lemon or a lime with that?”
He gets quiet. He says, “Ahhh. Ahhh”
Waitress: “Lemon or lime?”
He whispers: “The green one.”
Waitress: “What?”
He says, “I like the green fruit with my drinks.”
Waitress: “What….green…fruit? Kiwi?”
He says, “No. List the first two again.”
Waitress: “Lemon or lime?”
He says: “Whatever the green one of those is.”
Then he spots a lime on the bar and says, “That. I want that.”
HE DOES NOT KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A LIME AND A LEMON. A HUMAN BEING MAN WHO HAS A WALLET AND CLOTHES AND HAS BEEN ON EARTH FOR AT LEAST THREE DECADES - CALLS A LIME “THE GREEN FRUIT.”
PLEASE STOP CALLING AMERICA THE GREATEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD.
THANK YOU, THE MGMT.
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“I was just having lunch sitting at the bar. I overheard this conversation between the waitress and the probably thirty-something-year-old guy next to me.
Waitress: “Would you like a lemon or a lime with that?”
He gets quiet. He says, “Ahhh. Ahhh”
Waitress: “Lemon or lime?”
He whispers: “The green one.”
Waitress: “What?”
He says, “I like the green fruit with my drinks.”
Waitress: “What….green…fruit? Kiwi?”
He says, “No. List the first two again.”
Waitress: “Lemon or lime?”
He says: “Whatever the green one of those is.”
Then he spots a lime on the bar and says, “That. I want that.”
HE DOES NOT KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A LIME AND A LEMON. A HUMAN BEING MAN WHO HAS A WALLET AND CLOTHES AND HAS BEEN ON EARTH FOR AT LEAST THREE DECADES - CALLS A LIME “THE GREEN FRUIT.”
PLEASE STOP CALLING AMERICA THE GREATEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD.
THANK YOU, THE MGMT.
That awkward moment when you realize you’re a puffer fish.
I…I don’t even think I have…ANYTHING… anywhere near witty for this….. but it’s so hypnotically cute…. can’t look… away… O.O…
(Source: skywarrior)
